May 19
unless it’s bad porn, in which case: mute.
fake/over exaggerated groaning and grunting….turn offffff
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May 19
- gay male: i'm gay
- straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
- gay female: i'm gay
- straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
- And let's not forget -
- gay female: i'm gay
- straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
- gay male: i'm gay
- straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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May 19
Black text on a rainbow background: Number 317, when a friend asks what you find sexy and you have to try to remember what lie you told last time
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May 19
How To Deal With Internet Crushes
Read Their Blog Happily
Weep
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May 19
YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’
EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.
YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?
ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.
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